Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
how the fuck is this true. there are many people with less than a complete human skeleton. this requires that some people have more bones than an entire skeleton, or perhaps for one person to have hundreds of millions more bones than an entire skeleton. who is he? who is he??
well, some people have extra toes… others have that tail thingy. I guess if you count them in, it should be enough to balance ;)
Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?
so that natural selection can do its job
Is this the science side of tumblr?…..
Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.
I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING
oh my goodness
that’s a lot of selfies
wow ur hot send selfies immediately
JAKE I DEMAND ONE
lmao wtf i love this guy
She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
I used to write a lot but with college and all I don’t have the time anymore.
But I took some time out and wrote this. I hope you guys like it.
holy hell that plot twist. this story fucked me up. I never knew you were such a talented writer sixpenceee
This had my heart beating from start to finish
Ha ha seriously tho.
I needed to hear this right now. <3
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
This one really spoke to me.