i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
- Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
- Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
- Bisexual Person: I like both!
- Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
- Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
- Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
Daddy Nardo is perfect
I am concerned for his future children.
omg naruto no
So I heard it’s Earth Day
this is my new favorite video
Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
New favorite thing to say when disappointed.
I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference
Happy Earth Day!
An original by LOK Character Designer, Angela Mueller.
Earth Day cheer from our pals at the Nick Animation Studio (but most importantly, the Carrot Spirit).
if you cross your fingers and squint really hard there’s a 99.999999% chance that this is effie and haymitch when katniss and peeta won the hunger games
You guys ever noticed that her character’s middle name in this movie was Abernathy? Her name was Gail Abernathy-McKadden in Pitch Perfect. It’s funny because this movie was made after THG and Elizabeth Banks is one if the producers, and I remember her saying that she is a hardcore Hayffie shipper. I don’t think this is a coincidence XD And I can totally see her and Haymitch like this by the end of the 74th games!
Oh fuck off now.
The Rescue of Effie Trinket
So I accidentally deleted my old blog. And I used to have 900+ followers and this post had 4,000+ notes but now it’s back to square one. Hopefully my 10 followers can help this picture circulate again because I worked super hard on it :P
mmmahogany, I don’t know whether to love you or strangle you but your Hayffie headcanons are the best!
so, this is for you, I guess.
based on this headcanon. you should check out her other stuff, too! Do it!
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting