Aurora Lynne

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of getting his...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:34:25 -0300

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:30:50 -0300

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:15:32 -0300

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

durianseeds: Someone needs to tell her that this is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:14:55 -0300

durianseeds:

Someone needs to tell her that this is impossible.

sarsaparillia: “Zip me up?” Uryuu looked up. Orihime stood with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:22:59 -0300

sarsaparillia:

“Zip me up?”

Uryuu looked up. Orihime stood with her back towards him, looking over her shoulder. They’d been sewing for a long time—gods, his eyes were probably playing tricks on him, there was no way that she was—

“Ishida-kun? You okay?”

And yet.

Orihime blinked at him. “Ishida-kun?”

“I’m alright, Inoue-san,” Uryuu said. He stood, reached for the long pale line of her back. Hesitated, too, for a second, because this—this was Inoue Orihime, princess of princesses, in a soft pink dress that did wonders for her, and he, well—

“Hey,” she said with a smile. “Are you gonna zip me up, or not?”

the-antidote-to-everything: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: r...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:56:51 -0300

the-antidote-to-everything:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

u r welcome

HOLY SHIT THANK U

starkidnutty: Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old. #she looks like she...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:55:09 -0300

starkidnutty:

Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.

#she looks like she just found a unicorn

cucuhmber: transparent-alice: made this transparent looks best...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:54:47 -0300

cucuhmber:

transparent-alice:

made this transparent

looks best on light backgrounds

omg

allie-whack: almost-always-eventually-right: Then, this one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:53:47 -0300

allie-whack:

almost-always-eventually-right:

Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.

This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.

This was the moment that never truly left him.

Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.

Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.

warmcozy: yokhakidfiasco: pumpumreligion: You share pics of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:53:22 -0300

warmcozy:

yokhakidfiasco:

pumpumreligion:

You share pics of angry cats share this too!

Signal boost to my south florida followers

please reblog, power of the internet saves people

sheisfartoofondofbooks: effin4: bettythetl: adriofthedead: br...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:53:05 -0300

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

effin4:

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.

turdlewexler: callmekitto: fencetan: waffilicious: buetterfli...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:52:52 -0300

turdlewexler:

callmekitto:

fencetan:

waffilicious:

buetterfliege:

radioactivemongoose:

anne hathaway in drag

anne hathaway in drag

this is one of few things that I cannot look at without compulsively reblogging

I love this picture and I have no clue what the fuck is going on but oh my god

i don’t know what’s happening but it’s good

someday i’m gonna write a faux-historical queer drama and people will ask “what was ur inspiration” and i’ll be like that one picture of anne hathaway in drag kissing the pretty lady

For the record, this was Anne in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.

she played Viola. Since a lot of people are like WHERE IS THIS FROM????

You might also know its adaption with Amanda Bynes: She’s the Man.

“Viola is shipwrecked on the coast of Illyria and she comes ashore with the help of a captain. She loses contact with her twin brother, Sebastian, whom she believes to be dead. Disguising herself as a young man under the name Cesario, she enters the service of Duke Orsino through the help of the sea captain who rescues her. Orsino has convinced himself that he is in love with Olivia, whose father and brother have recently died, and refuses to see any suitor until seven years have passed, the Duke included. Orsino then uses Cesario (Viola) as an intermediary to profess his passionate love before Olivia. Olivia however, believing Viola to be a man, falls in love with Cesario (Viola), while Viola has fallen in love with the Duke.”

so pictured is Olivia, Viola, and the Duke Orsino.

majortvjunkie: urbanfuck: fun fact: me in the white...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:42:40 -0300

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

Tumblr Staff: News!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:41:08 -0300

Tumblr Staff: News!:

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…

Video

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:04 -0300

was-that-a-pun: snurtlicious: starsdontfadeaway: Dowling...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:20 -0300

was-that-a-pun:

snurtlicious:

starsdontfadeaway:

Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.

PLEASE

These are actually cool as fuck. Someone needs to go on petition.com and make this happen.

ooooooooo

museumuesum: Erik Olson I Fucking Love Space, 2011 oil on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:13:17 -0300

museumuesum:

Erik Olson

I Fucking Love Space, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Mercury, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Venus, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Earth, 2011
oil on canvas, 72 x 84 inches

Mars, Fear & Dread, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Jupiter, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Saturn, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Uranus, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

Neptune, 2011
oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches

The Gateway (Hubble Deep Field), 2011
oil on canvas, 72 x 84 inches

higeki-tekina: requested by: nelllielprompt: Ishihime; bread“Ishida-kun?”Ishida...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:24:04 -0300

higeki-tekina: requested by: nelllielprompt: Ishihime; bread“Ishida-kun?”Ishida...:

sasukeswaifu:

requested by: nellliel

prompt: Ishihime; bread

“Ishida-kun?”

Ishida looked up from the carefully balanced book in his hands. He had been studying for quite awhile, sitting on the ledge of the library window. Whenever he did that, he tended to forget his surroundings.

But of course there…

Awww I want to draw them baking together!

gallop: is that Uryu Kubo said on Uryuu’s bio that his...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:20:52 -0300

gallop:

is that Uryu

Kubo said on Uryuu’s bio that his favorite TV show is Bura-Rei, Don Kan’Onji’s show n.n I’m not amazed at all, he’s such a nerd, he and Orihime have a lot in common! XD

Reblog this if you ship IchiRuki AND you like Orihime.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:21:22 -0300

dr-rukia: